Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Darko is Free. English Translation



Darko is not a nice person; I can say that right now without any fear of being wrong. A person that talks like that has to have some serious issues, especially after a basketball game. I didn’t find any English translation of Darko’s “speech”, so I translate one spanish translation I found. As I don’t want blogger to close this thing I’m replacing some “adult” words with some more family like words I think SNL did this in a sketch, I’m not really sure


The “F” word will be replaced by pony. Princess will replace prostitute – he actually didn’t said prostitute he said a more rude word- and Twinkle will replace penis - same thing here -I can write “shit”, right?.


This is Darko’s finest hour:


Innocent Reporter: Darko, some impressions…


Insane Darko: Nothing. Those three pieces of shit, all of them, three sons of ponies, they stole us. They think they are great deal. I’ll go up and pony their mothers. Pony their princess Italian mother


Scared Reporter: Darko, calm down. I understand you are disgusted


Mad Darko: Pony! Those three can suck my twinkle, write that down


"Dear God, what I have done" Reporter: Calm down!


Pervert Darko: Pony! They officiated like scare princess. I’ll pony their mother … and if they have daughters, I’ll pony them too


Reporter (something something)


Weak Darko: We were out there working and fighting. I almost needed some IV serum



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